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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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