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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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