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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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