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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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