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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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