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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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