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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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