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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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