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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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