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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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