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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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