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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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