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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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