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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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