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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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