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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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