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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊
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