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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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