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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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