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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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