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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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