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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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