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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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