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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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