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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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