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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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