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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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