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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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