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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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