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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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