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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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