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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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