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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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