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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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