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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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