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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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