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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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