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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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