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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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