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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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