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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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