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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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