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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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