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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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