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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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