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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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