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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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