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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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