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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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