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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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