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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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