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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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